Why not Shelter In Place?

It's nice to get out and attend America's hamest, but then again, that Mid-Century Modern Barcalounger of yours is pretty comfy.

Our Dayton The Home Version offers a reasonable fascimile without moving a muscle or standing in line for non-dairy coffee creamer, evoking a little of that good-old fashioned dystopian Dayton you recall at 3 AM of the soul.

Despite uncanny AGI effects, we assure you it's not really Dayton, but a imitation national hamfest that could be almost anywhere your imagination might fancy. We suggest Phobos, one of Mars' moons, for a bleak, gritty, suitably post-apocalyptic setting, but after a few cold ones, Phobos, Demos, any old parking lot of busted-up tarmac tends to work just as well.

Just to whet your appetite, here's a visual canape of a classic Dayton suspended ceiling , each stained, nicotine-patinated tile different as a snowflake. Gracious, how we found our eyes rolling upward, trying to get our heads around the multiverse of memories soaked deep into those...well, we're not sure exactly of what those tiles were made, but one look and you knew they were absorbent as heck.

Expect to see the latest from Art For Shacks' international array of corporate partners, plus some of their same old product lines you know and trust and vow to stay in touch with as you would lifelong friends.

In the interest of transparency, our corporate partners are spoofs, not to be confused with real Art For Shacks merch we really-really sell, including our matchless Variable Capacitor T-shirt!

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Hold the phone. Did we say LUNCH BOX? Yes we did, and our unique Jeff K1NSS original has nothing to do with Benton Harbor.

Now you've seen everything?

Not by a long shot. Check our merch and do drop by Dayton the Home Version